How to shoot yourself in the foot while attempting to apologize

Step 1: Google “apology letter for ___situation”
Step 2: Copy the letter word for word
Step 3: Send it to me
Step 4: Assume I lack the intelligence to be able to tell that you did not write the letter
Step 5: Also assume that I am unable to find the exact same letter online
Step 6: Receive a response from me that simply contains the URL for the letter
Step 7: Consider your foot shot. You’re gonna need medical attention on this one.

As my friend Matt so aptly commented:  click, click, boom.

Always, Alissa Jean

Practice gun safety, even in your apologies. Avoid shooting yourself in the foot.

2 thoughts on “How to shoot yourself in the foot while attempting to apologize

  1. Oh, dear! At least he had the humility to realize he was utterly and completely incompetent at coming up with his own apology? On the other hand, laziness and cowardice seem much more likely :-/

  2. Pingback: #BlogElul – Intentions Can Get in the Way « Coffee Shop Rabbi

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