Step 1: Google “apology letter for ___situation”
Step 2: Copy the letter word for word
Step 3: Send it to me
Step 4: Assume I lack the intelligence to be able to tell that you did not write the letter
Step 5: Also assume that I am unable to find the exact same letter online
Step 6: Receive a response from me that simply contains the URL for the letter
Step 7: Consider your foot shot. You’re gonna need medical attention on this one.
As my friend Matt so aptly commented: click, click, boom.
Always, Alissa Jean